








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 618 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1220 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 979 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 807 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $476,159 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modi ji | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | -R1cochet- | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | Tamater | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | Casper | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Prophet | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cynical | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Tamater | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Prophet | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | modi ji | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cynical | +0.59 | 48 | 59 |
| #2 | Prophet | +0.55 | 48 | 50 |
| #3 | .Ganda Aadmi | +0.28 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | Tamater | +0.28 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | modi ji | -0.12 | 35 | 54 |





