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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 551 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1415 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2909 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1719 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,252 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Cynical | 51% | 453 |
| #5 | Prophet | 50% | 360 |
| #6 | ⍟ Rain | 49% | 67 |
| #7 | -R1cochet- | 49% | 166 |
| #8 | modi ji | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cynical | 25 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Prophet | 21 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Tamater | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | -R1cochet- | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | modi ji | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prophet | 1628 | 0.21 | 47 min |
| #2 | Cynical | 1409 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #3 | Tamater | 1188 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #4 | -R1cochet- | 311 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | ⍟ Rain | 167 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tamater | +1.67 | 54 | 66 |
| #2 | Prophet | +1.60 | 49 | 55 |
| #3 | .Ganda Aadmi | +0.88 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Cynical | +0.76 | 41 | 64 |
| #5 | modi ji | -0.74 | 40 | 58 |





