








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1498 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13388 | 28% |
| Smokes | 18754 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 8002 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8002 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,514,797 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Ganda Aadmi | 54% | 84 |
| #2 | ⍟ Rain | 53% | 97 |
| #3 | Casper | 51% | 453 |
| #4 | Prophet | 51% | 665 |
| #5 | Tamater | 51% | 571 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Prophet | 51% | 665 |
| #5 | Tamater | 51% | 571 |
| #6 | -R1cochet- | 50% | 351 |
| #7 | modi ji | 49% | 128 |
| #8 | Burning -M- | 46% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prophet | 32 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Tamater | 23 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | -R1cochet- | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Casper | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Burning -M- | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prophet | 2677 | 0.19 | 78 min |
| #2 | Tamater | 2369 | 0.19 | 60 min |
| #3 | -R1cochet- | 712 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #4 | Casper | 388 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #5 | ⍟ Rain | 217 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burning -M- | +2.06 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | Prophet | +1.35 | 49 | 53 |
| #3 | Tamater | +1.03 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | Cynical | +0.70 | 45 | 60 |
| #5 | .Ganda Aadmi | +0.48 | 63 | 60 |





