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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 185 | 13% |
| Smokes | 647 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 401 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 247 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,168 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | 阿木 | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | SLOTH | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | automaTic | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | Steven | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | automaTic | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | Steven | 54% | 24 |
| #6 | Winnie the tank | 54% | 26 |
| #7 | BigBoss | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | titaNic | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the tank | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | 阿木 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ♡ | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | automaTic | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | titaNic | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | titaNic | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♡ | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | automaTic | 53 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | SLOTH | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Winnie the tank | 23 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | automaTic | +6.23 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | ♡ | +2.65 | 54 | 45 |
| #3 | BigBoss | +0.76 | 33 | 30 |
| #4 | SLOTH | +0.59 | 41 | 46 |
| #5 | Winnie the tank | +0.22 | 44 | 29 |





