








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 89 | 11% |
| Smokes | 266 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 152 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 277 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $59,905 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | 98896446 | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | automaTic | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | 阿木 | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | IVE AESPA GIDLE IU HANI | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 大日本帝國 | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | Winnie the tank | 50% | 2 |
| #8 | titaNic | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | BigBoss | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | Steven | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 98896446 | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | automaTic | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | BigBoss | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | 大日本帝國 | 1 | 0.0222 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | automaTic | 21 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | ♡ | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | titaNic | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | 98896446 | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Steven | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | automaTic | +7.36 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | ♡ | +4.81 | 50 | 43 |
| #3 | Winnie the tank | +2.51 | 45 | 26 |
| #4 | 大日本帝國 | +0.79 | 55 | 63 |
| #5 | SLOTH | +0.04 | 39 | 45 |





