








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2156 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3521 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6326 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4637 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,455,689 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dimitrxv | 55% | 173 |
| #2 | Vede | 54% | 606 |
| #3 | oweN's gamebreaker | 53% | 223 |
| #4 | Ocelot | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dimitrxv | 55% | 173 |
| #2 | Vede | 54% | 606 |
| #3 | oweN's gamebreaker | 53% | 223 |
| #4 | Ocelot | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vede | 40 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Dimitrxv | 24 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | oweN's gamebreaker | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Ocelot | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vede | 2346 | 0.20 | 75 min |
| #2 | Dimitrxv | 174 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | oweN's gamebreaker | 93 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ocelot | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vede | +2.62 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | Dimitrxv | +1.38 | 76 | 43 |
| #3 | 🍓𝓢𝓣𝓡𝓐𝓦𝓑𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓨🍓 | -0.23 | 60 | 46 |
| #4 | Ocelot | -1.01 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | oweN's gamebreaker | -1.08 | 63 | 42 |





