








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2441 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1821 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2410 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1435 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,011,928 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [BoT]Fruchtschorle | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Dimitrxv | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | oweN's gamebreaker | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | Vede | 51% | 108 |
| #5 | FrozenFire | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vede | +3.69 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Dimitrxv | +1.41 | 79 | 30 |
| #3 | [BoT]Fruchtschorle | +0.70 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | Ocelot | +0.60 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | 🍓𝓢𝓣𝓡𝓐𝓦𝓑𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓨🍓 | -0.04 | 61 | 37 |





