








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2875 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14329 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10813 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8007 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 11344 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,694,402 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1950 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STARβ
BOY | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | Dimitrxv | 57% | 434 |
| #3 | oweN's gamebreaker | 54% | 389 |
| #4 | ππ’π£π‘ππ¦πππ‘π‘π¨π | 54% | 606 |
| #5 | Ocelot | 51% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dimitrxv | 507 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #2 | ππ’π£π‘ππ¦πππ‘π‘π¨π | 381 | 0.03 | 10 min |
| #3 | oweN's gamebreaker | 207 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #4 | STARβ
BOY | 111 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ocelot | 69 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vede | +3.25 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | STARβ
BOY | +1.17 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | Dimitrxv | +1.03 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | ππ’π£π‘ππ¦πππ‘π‘π¨π | -0.41 | 60 | 45 |
| #5 | Ocelot | -0.62 | 78 | 52 |





