








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1969 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1269 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1646 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1856 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,175,042 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | oweN's gamebreaker | 65% | 105 |
| #3 | Erik⛛ 𝓥𝓮𝔁 ⛛ | 59% | 37 |
| #4 | Vede | 57% | 434 |
| #5 | 🍓𝓢𝓣𝓡𝓐𝓦𝓑𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓨🍓 | 55% | 173 |
| #6 | STAR★BOY | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vede | 1790 | 0.21 | 56 min |
| #2 | Erik⛛ 𝓥𝓮𝔁 ⛛ | 124 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | 🍓𝓢𝓣𝓡𝓐𝓦𝓑𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓨🍓 | 116 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | oweN's gamebreaker | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | STAR★BOY | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |





