








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3431 | 18% |
| Smokes | 7916 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 3012 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4705 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,724,581 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skoova Stev | 47% | 318 |
| #2 | SjΓΆmaN | 47% | 462 |
| #3 | Ricardo Milos | 47% | 367 |
| #4 | π π² π΄ π² π» π± | 47% | 81 |
| #5 | DaSnusMumrik | 41% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | π π² π΄ π² π» π± | 47% | 81 |
| #5 | DaSnusMumrik | 41% | 88 |
| #6 | deathangel_adc | 39% | 57 |
| #7 | Foxo16 | 34% | 121 |
| #8 | Xander Tyra | 32% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SjΓΆmaN | 20 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Ricardo Milos | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Skoova Stev | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Foxo16 | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | deathangel_adc | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SjΓΆmaN | 1879 | 0.20 | 50 min |
| #2 | Skoova Stev | 782 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | π π² π΄ π² π» π± | 326 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ricardo Milos | 288 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #5 | Foxo16 | 213 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SjΓΆmaN | +2.85 | 57 | 58 |
| #2 | π π² π΄ π² π» π± | +2.33 | 58 | 63 |
| #3 | Ricardo Milos | -0.88 | 50 | 36 |
| #4 | Unkel Stuart | -1.03 | 47 | 46 |
| #5 | Skoova Stev | -1.19 | 37 | 52 |





