








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4544 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4605 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2741 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3667 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,684,714 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAHL | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Skoova Stev | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | Unkel Stuart | 47% | 462 |
| #4 | Ricardo Milos | 47% | 360 |
| #5 | 𝗟 𝗲 𝗴 𝗲 𝗻 𝗱 | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Skoova Stev | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | Unkel Stuart | 47% | 462 |
| #4 | Ricardo Milos | 47% | 360 |
| #5 | 𝗟 𝗲 𝗴 𝗲 𝗻 𝗱 | 45% | 71 |
| #6 | DEX7RO | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricardo Milos | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Unkel Stuart | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Skoova Stev | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | 𝗟 𝗲 𝗴 𝗲 𝗻 𝗱 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | DEX7RO | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skoova Stev | 731 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Unkel Stuart | 317 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #3 | 𝗟 𝗲 𝗴 𝗲 𝗻 𝗱 | 279 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ricardo Milos | 272 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | DEX7RO | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAHL | +2.93 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | SjömaN | +2.81 | 58 | 58 |
| #3 | 𝗟 𝗲 𝗴 𝗲 𝗻 𝗱 | +2.18 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | Ricardo Milos | -0.96 | 49 | 34 |
| #5 | DEX7RO | -0.97 | 76 | 60 |





