








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 648 | 25% |
| Smokes | 653 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 698 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 558 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,628 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bansqlinha | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | ?82Mäky | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | niso | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | SOS | 29% | 7 |
| #10 | MuminTr0llen | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niso | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobNd | 73 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | anastaja | 60 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #3 | ?82Mäky | 56 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | niso | 22 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | MMissu | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobNd | +2.54 | 80 | 81 |
| #2 | masa | +2.01 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | MMissu | -0.77 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | ?82Mäky | -1.04 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | Bansqlinha | -1.08 | 31 | 42 |





