








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1274 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1078 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1767 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 457 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $659,302 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mixnus | 49% | 63 |
| #2 | Hydrohermann | 48% | 112 |
| #3 | ☭ miks | 48% | 109 |
| #4 | ✪Method Man | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Tobiazo | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mixnus | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Hydrohermann | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ☭ miks | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Tobiazo | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☭ miks | +2.83 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | pappagrefs | +1.05 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | Hydrohermann | -0.84 | 46 | 43 |
| #4 | Tobiazo | -1.01 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | ✪Method Man | -1.91 | 66 | 65 |





