








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 949 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 20 matches | 2,223 | |
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2000 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1965 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1372 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2072 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $658,952 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 438 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razzers | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Daddy FyyZioN | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Petukka | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Erik | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | JuhobOb | 47% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Daddy FyyZioN | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Petukka | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Erik | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | JuhobOb | 47% | 64 |
| #6 | SamG | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuhobOb | 14 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | Erik | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Petukka | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuhobOb | 167 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Erik | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | SamG | 68 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | razzers | 49 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Daddy FyyZioN | 24 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An7za | +4.03 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Erik | +2.88 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | razzers | +2.76 | 66 | 76 |
| #4 | Daddy FyyZioN | +2.26 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | SamG | -0.66 | 82 | 65 |





