








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 2,181 | |
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1393 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1506 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1070 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1502 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,281 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An7za | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | xd | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | razzers | 64% | 73 |
| #4 | lilo | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | eikk4 | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | NAPAKKA | 56% | 34 |
| #9 | Snowman | 55% | 11 |
| #10 | Tuke | 52% | 23 |
| #11 | JoonaNd | 50% | 18 |
| #12 | N1kke | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dessu Hopo | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | razzers | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | lilo | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | An7za | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aralek | 333 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #2 | razzers | 217 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dessu Hopo | 170 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | N1kke | 110 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | NAPAKKA | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy FyyZioN | +3.56 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | An7za | +2.89 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | xd | +2.84 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | razzers | +1.72 | 75 | 74 |
| #5 | Aralek | -0.27 | 67 | 90 |





