








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1518 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1532 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 732 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,995 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An7za | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Stepa | 76% | 25 |
| #3 | Aralek | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | Daddy FyyZioN | 64% | 73 |
| #5 | ✪Bonzo✪ | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Dessu Hopo | 58% | 36 |
| #10 | Snowman | 57% | 30 |
| #11 | NAPAKKA | 53% | 32 |
| #12 | N1kke | 50% | 24 |
| #13 | toot6fin | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy FyyZioN | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Stepa | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Dessu Hopo | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | JoonaNd | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | lilo | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aralek | 194 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | Snowman | 148 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Daddy FyyZioN | 143 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dessu Hopo | 112 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | N1kke | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An7za | +4.34 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Daddy FyyZioN | +2.75 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | razzers | +2.56 | 76 | 74 |
| #4 | Stepa | +0.98 | 88 | 40 |
| #5 | toot6fin | +0.75 | 74 | 76 |





