








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1955 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1003 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2429 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1862 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,479 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leti | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | datagames | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Dani | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | harpo0n | 46% | 123 |
| #5 | Scorpiadri | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | harpo0n | 46% | 123 |
| #5 | Scorpiadri | 45% | 20 |
| #6 | eRm0 | 41% | 87 |
| #7 | jdt | 41% | 46 |
| #8 | abused tampon | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harpo0n | 41 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | datagames | 14 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Dani | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | eRm0 | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | jdt | 6 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harpo0n | 816 | 0.32 | 15 min |
| #2 | eRm0 | 651 | 0.36 | 17 min |
| #3 | datagames | 177 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Leti | 168 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #5 | jdt | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRm0 | +2.07 | 61 | 76 |
| #2 | Scorpiadri | +1.52 | 53 | 53 |
| #3 | datagames | +1.50 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | Dani | +0.40 | 72 | 48 |
| #5 | Leti | +0.08 | 48 | 75 |





