








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2010 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4651 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3398 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3427 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,288 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ShakyDöhl | 48% | 224 |
| #6 | Barøn | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | Schusch | 47% | 160 |
| #8 | Only Fans | Made4Stars | 32% | 25 |
| #9 | xFLXzz ♥ | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Druqhz | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Schusch | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Matze Ginter | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | iGodmovement | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | ShakyDöhl | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iGodmovement | 601 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | Schusch | 592 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | ShakyDöhl | 382 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Druqhz | 322 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Matze Ginter | 201 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barøn | +2.44 | 91 | 47 |
| #2 | xFLXzz ♥ | +2.44 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | Druqhz | +0.79 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | iGodmovement | +0.68 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | Matze Ginter | -0.22 | 56 | 67 |





