








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 441 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5164 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4960 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5090 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3506 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,646,561 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matze Ginter | 51% | 239 |
| #2 | Trayhome | 50% | 213 |
| #3 | Schusch | 49% | 257 |
| #4 | ShakyDöhl | 48% | 328 |
| #5 | Druqhz | 47% | 312 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ShakyDöhl | 48% | 328 |
| #5 | Druqhz | 47% | 312 |
| #6 | xFLXzz ♥ | 43% | 42 |
| #7 | Only Fans | Made4Stars | 35% | 48 |
| #8 | Barøn | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Druqhz | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Schusch | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Trayhome | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Matze Ginter | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ShakyDöhl | 8 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schusch | 958 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | Matze Ginter | 639 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | ShakyDöhl | 578 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #4 | Druqhz | 550 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #5 | Trayhome | 325 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barøn | +2.67 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | xFLXzz ♥ | +2.10 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | Druqhz | +0.63 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | iGodmovement | +0.37 | 66 | 71 |
| #5 | Matze Ginter | -0.30 | 50 | 67 |





