








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4072 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3192 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3531 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3282 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,338,182 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trayhome | 51% | 82 |
| #2 | iGodmovement | 51% | 239 |
| #3 | Schusch | 50% | 132 |
| #4 | ShakyDöhl | 49% | 164 |
| #5 | Druqhz | 49% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trayhome | 51% | 82 |
| #2 | iGodmovement | 51% | 239 |
| #3 | Schusch | 50% | 132 |
| #4 | ShakyDöhl | 49% | 164 |
| #5 | Druqhz | 49% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schusch | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Trayhome | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | ShakyDöhl | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | iGodmovement | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Druqhz | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iGodmovement | 740 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Schusch | 488 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | ShakyDöhl | 319 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Druqhz | 281 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Trayhome | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Druqhz | +0.17 | 62 | 64 |
| #2 | iGodmovement | +0.16 | 65 | 72 |
| #3 | Schusch | -0.27 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | Matze Ginter | -0.41 | 52 | 65 |
| #5 | ShakyDöhl | -0.74 | 54 | 61 |





