








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5030 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3982 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3960 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4215 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,854 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matze Ginter | 50% | 132 |
| #2 | iGodmovement | 49% | 257 |
| #3 | Druqhz | 48% | 220 |
| #4 | Trayhome | 47% | 160 |
| #5 | ShakyDöhl | 46% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matze Ginter | 50% | 132 |
| #2 | iGodmovement | 49% | 257 |
| #3 | Druqhz | 48% | 220 |
| #4 | Trayhome | 47% | 160 |
| #5 | ShakyDöhl | 46% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Druqhz | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Trayhome | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | iGodmovement | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ShakyDöhl | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Matze Ginter | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iGodmovement | 749 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | ShakyDöhl | 427 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Matze Ginter | 398 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Druqhz | 364 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Trayhome | 243 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Druqhz | +0.54 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | iGodmovement | +0.38 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | Schusch | -0.44 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | Matze Ginter | -0.69 | 53 | 64 |
| #5 | ShakyDöhl | -0.74 | 54 | 59 |





