








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6300 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3666 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3104 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $828,021 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skir | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | DIKENSENNNN | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | deveking | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | FmR | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | DrMod | 54% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FmR | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | DrMod | 54% | 180 |
| #6 | Luxlas | 53% | 141 |
| #7 | Zell | 53% | 34 |
| #8 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | 51% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | 35 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Luxlas | 25 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | DrMod | 17 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | deveking | 10 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | FmR | 5 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | 436 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | DrMod | 324 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Luxlas | 215 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | deveking | 94 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | FmR | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FmR | +2.13 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | KMgFNQz | +2.00 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | DrMod | +1.25 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | Skir | +0.44 | 70 | 54 |
| #5 | Luxlas | -0.10 | 92 | 36 |





