








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,820 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3743 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4708 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4069 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3300 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,359,692 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DIKENSENNNN | 64% | 53 |
| #2 | Skir | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | AMBER | 56% | 70 |
| #4 | KMgFNQz | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | BANKAI ? | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Skir | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | AMBER | 56% | 70 |
| #4 | KMgFNQz | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | BANKAI ? | 52% | 29 |
| #6 | Arzo__ | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMBER | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Arzo__ | 6 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | DIKENSENNNN | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Skir | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | KMgFNQz | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMgFNQz | 229 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | AMBER | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Arzo__ | 159 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | DIKENSENNNN | 121 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Skir | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FmR | +2.22 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | AMBER | +1.11 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | Arzo__ | +0.65 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Skir | +0.46 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | KMgFNQz | +0.22 | 87 | 53 |





