








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1959 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1821 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 887 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $897,364 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deveking | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Zell | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | 55% | 75 |
| #4 | KMgFNQz | 54% | 180 |
| #5 | I'm Finn brother | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Zell | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | 55% | 75 |
| #4 | KMgFNQz | 54% | 180 |
| #5 | I'm Finn brother | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | Luxlas | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMgFNQz | 30 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Luxlas | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | deveking | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Zell | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMgFNQz | 887 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | 198 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Luxlas | 80 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | deveking | 68 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | I'm Finn brother | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMgFNQz | +1.77 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | DrMod | +0.94 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | +0.09 | 69 | 49 |
| #4 | deveking | -0.05 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | Luxlas | -1.02 | 89 | 36 |





