








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2202 | 34% |
| Smokes | 817 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1719 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1752 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,719 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zell | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | DrMod | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | KMgFNQz | 51% | 143 |
| #4 | KuttyS | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Luxlas | 45% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KMgFNQz | 51% | 143 |
| #4 | KuttyS | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Luxlas | 45% | 118 |
| #6 | deveking | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | DiD | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMgFNQz | 43 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Luxlas | 19 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | DrMod | 10 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | deveking | 7 | 0.0151 |
| #5 | KuttyS | 6 | 0.0275 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMgFNQz | 802 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #2 | Luxlas | 181 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | DrMod | 156 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | deveking | 73 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | DiD | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMgFNQz | +2.23 | 92 | 61 |
| #2 | DrMod | +1.28 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Luxlas | +0.96 | 93 | 39 |
| #4 | ⚜Athanati_Psychi⚜ | -0.40 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | KuttyS | -1.57 | 73 | 36 |





