








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2083 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2258 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2343 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1357 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,553 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 786 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m2his | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Sunarz | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | z1x | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | manna81 ❤ | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | woyan | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | yesn't | 44% | 52 |
| #10 | p9nda | 43% | 30 |
| #11 | wulttt:)) | 43% | 146 |
| #12 | ok spaghet e | 40% | 95 |
| #13 | Kilbz | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok spaghet e | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Muka420 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | wulttt:)) | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | m2his | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | woyan | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wulttt:)) | 220 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | ok spaghet e | 132 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Muka420 | 100 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | yesn't | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Osama bin Laden | 79 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunarz | +4.31 | 93 | 39 |
| #2 | wulttt:)) | +3.76 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | manna81 ❤ | +3.23 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | z1x | +3.10 | 77 | 37 |
| #5 | yesn't | +2.44 | 74 | 51 |





