








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2340 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1683 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4853 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 756 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,634 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manna81 ❤ | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | mutiny | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Sunarz | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | wulttt:)) | 55% | 249 |
| #5 | p9nda | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lampe | 20 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | wulttt:)) | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Nef | 8 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | ok spaghet e | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | woyan | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wulttt:)) | 505 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | ☣Plague Doctor☣ | 161 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | yesn't | 115 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | manna81 ❤ | 115 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Le_AbrA | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wulttt:)) | +3.51 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | yesn't | +2.60 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | z1x | +2.29 | 78 | 41 |
| #4 | mutiny | +2.25 | 87 | 65 |
| #5 | Sunarz | +2.13 | 90 | 58 |





