








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1067 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 420 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2234 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2665 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5135 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3031 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,502,799 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | airicF | 14 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ü 16 guppy | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Cuntdestroyer_69 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | nero | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexlity.- | +2.13 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | Basti sucht sein Aim | +1.71 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | airicF | +1.23 | 61 | 72 |
| #4 | ü 16 guppy | -0.03 | 59 | 65 |
| #5 | nero | -0.50 | 50 | 67 |





