








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 771 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7349 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5609 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6456 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5834 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,417,631 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SolhaugN | 60% | 70 |
| #2 | Sembino | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | MystiQue | 49% | 167 |
| #4 | Tweedex | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | FD GoD | 48% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Skaru | 48% | 50 |
| #7 | Sipex <><]]! | 47% | 107 |
| #8 | M. | 46% | 69 |
| #9 | boog | 43% | 44 |
| #10 | Skumleli | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M. | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | SolhaugN | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Sipex <><]]! | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Skaru | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | MystiQue | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MystiQue | 747 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | SolhaugN | 245 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Sipex <><]]! | 233 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Skaru | 187 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Skumleli | 131 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sembino | +4.08 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | SolhaugN | +3.35 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | FD GoD | +1.57 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | MystiQue | +0.77 | 54 | 81 |
| #5 | M. | +0.68 | 64 | 66 |





