








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 733 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1569 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1664 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1048 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,876 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMNESIA | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | MilkedCoffe | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | T1T4N | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | RONIN | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | R1ssk | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | PanPan!☆ | 36% | 11 |
| #9 | apac | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 36% | 14 |
| #11 | Antz007 | 28% | 18 |
| #12 | torNado- | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | torNado- | 9 | 0.0327 |
| #3 | L1KEWISE! | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | RONIN | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Antz007 | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 275 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | L1KEWISE! | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | RONIN | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | torNado- | 57 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Antz007 | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MilkedCoffe | +5.28 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | T1T4N | +4.25 | 43 | 49 |
| #3 | torNado- | +4.16 | 89 | 73 |
| #4 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | +3.55 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | PanPan!☆ | +1.70 | 79 | 69 |





