








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 269 matches | ||
| Wingman | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 255 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13743 | 30% |
| Smokes | 12043 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10679 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9338 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,931,465 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apac | 56% | 220 |
| #2 | IIIDIAMONDIII | 55% | 77 |
| #3 | torNado- | 54% | 183 |
| #4 | RONIN | 53% | 202 |
| #5 | Antz007 | 50% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torNado- | 59 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | apac | 26 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 22 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | L1KEWISE! | 21 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Antz007 | 18 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apac | 779 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | torNado- | 637 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | L1KEWISE! | 554 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 429 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | RONIN | 380 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torNado- | +5.72 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | +2.74 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | apac | +1.58 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | IIIDIAMONDIII | +1.16 | 68 | 46 |
| #5 | Antz007 | +1.13 | 53 | 63 |





