








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2380 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1270 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 938 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,531 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlickSixx | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | _-LOGIC-_ | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Dudy Dude | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Spin | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | SuperShooter777 | 60% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Orbits08 | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | Ich bin Noah | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | SPIN TEST!! | 40% | 25 |
| #14 | TidusTacos | 38% | 24 |
| #15 | rarealton | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Royal | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | SuperShooter777 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Ich bin Noah | 2 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Perplex | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | _-LOGIC-_ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Royal | 138 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Orbits08 | 100 | 0.39 | 3 min |
| #3 | SuperShooter777 | 94 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | FlickSixx | 87 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | _-LOGIC-_ | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-LOGIC-_ | +3.71 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | Link | +2.51 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | Royal | +2.43 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | SuperShooter777 | +0.55 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | SPIN TEST!! | +0.39 | 52 | 67 |





