








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1336 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1727 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2656 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1305 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,972 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlickSixx | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | Link | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | Perplex | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | _-LOGIC-_ | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | Spin | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | TidusTacos | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | Wizzy | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | Royal | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | Shock | 43% | 28 |
| #10 | Ich bin Noah | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-LOGIC-_ | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Link | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Spin | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Perplex | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Royal | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Link | 252 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | Spin | 159 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | _-LOGIC-_ | 138 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Shock | 113 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | FlickSixx | 107 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-LOGIC-_ | +2.61 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | Royal | +2.07 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Link | +2.05 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | SuperShooter777 | +0.93 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | Spin | +0.76 | 73 | 58 |





