








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 510 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 319 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3860 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4752 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6536 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5299 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,847,807 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zabaglione | 70% | 110 |
| #2 | Samoha | 67% | 246 |
| #3 | Jun | 65% | 293 |
| #4 | Qoo so good | 64% | 158 |
| #5 | bombardino crocodilo | 62% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLYAT MAN | 64 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Return | 48 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | 𝓛𝓋𝓛𝓋💗 | 46 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Samoha | 31 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | 嬰兒通通死去 | 24 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLYAT MAN | 1371 | 0.14 | 36 min |
| #2 | 不嘻嘻 | 1220 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #3 | Return | 776 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #4 | Qoo so good | 711 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #5 | 嬰兒通通死去 | 409 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TakeN | +3.77 | 71 | 74 |
| #2 | Zabaglione | +3.64 | 81 | 44 |
| #3 | ななみ | +3.26 | 86 | 47 |
| #4 | Samoha | +2.57 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | Qoo so good | +2.43 | 74 | 72 |





