








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1851 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1154 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1214 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1214 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,916 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gu1s | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Schouwige | 53% | 66 |
| #3 | Evio | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Timon | 50% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gu1s | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Schouwige | 53% | 66 |
| #3 | Evio | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Timon | 50% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timon | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Schouwige | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | gu1s | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Evio | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timon | 196 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Schouwige | 112 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | gu1s | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Evio | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gu1s | +7.17 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | Sofacent | +1.49 | 50 | 58 |
| #3 | Evio | -0.12 | 57 | 50 |
| #4 | Schouwige | -0.30 | 45 | 65 |
| #5 | Timon | -0.81 | 50 | 61 |





