








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1381 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1502 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1460 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1161 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $364,770 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HawKxQQ | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Schouwige | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | arnov | 71% | 14 |
| #4 | Sofacent | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | ツ ♡ Kai ☭ ❤ | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | TheOrc | 63% | 30 |
| #7 | Timon | 56% | 16 |
| #8 | peekske | 54% | 24 |
| #9 | Joonthom | 53% | 15 |
| #10 | ouleh | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofacent | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Timon | 3 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | ツ ♡ Kai ☭ ❤ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ ♡ Kai ☭ ❤ | 105 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | TheOrc | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Joonthom | 70 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sofacent | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | arnov | 46 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ ♡ Kai ☭ ❤ | +3.77 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | HawKxQQ | +2.79 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | gu1s | +2.46 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Sofacent | +1.76 | 45 | 51 |
| #5 | Joonthom | +0.98 | 76 | 61 |





