








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1308 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1279 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1069 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 615 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $466,729 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evio | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | gu1s | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Sofacent | 50% | 143 |
| #4 | Schouwige | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evio | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | gu1s | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Sofacent | 50% | 143 |
| #4 | Schouwige | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofacent | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Evio | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Schouwige | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | gu1s | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofacent | 412 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Schouwige | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | gu1s | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Evio | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gu1s | +6.35 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Sofacent | +1.54 | 51 | 59 |
| #3 | Timon | -0.80 | 49 | 61 |
| #4 | Evio | -0.86 | 53 | 49 |
| #5 | Schouwige | -1.40 | 40 | 63 |





