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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1042 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4177 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1367 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2036 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1548 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,808 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1003 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Meggyi | 50% | 64 |
| #11 | ℜ𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔰 | 46% | 35 |
| #12 | georgie | 45% | 33 |
| #13 | eXoticBeast ♥ | 44% | 25 |
| #14 | 6almas 5let | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AR | 289 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Niko | 148 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | CirmiS | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Meggyi | 101 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | BaranyaiBoti | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niko | +6.86 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | AR | +3.62 | 71 | 43 |
| #3 | RediBullistic | +2.87 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | CirmiS | +1.19 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | ♰Egyéni Vállalkozó♰ | +1.09 | 78 | 64 |





