








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1016 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1900 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1121 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,262,482 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AR | +8.70 | 81 | 41 |
| #2 | Stmatheus | +3.24 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | EdmiszTheProto | +2.05 | 55 | 37 |
| #4 | BaranyaiBoti | +1.31 | 39 | 30 |
| #5 | ℜ𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔰 | -0.83 | 45 | 27 |





