








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1939 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1389 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2112 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1031 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,756,594 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AR | +9.27 | 82 | 41 |
| #2 | Stmatheus | +4.48 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | BaranyaiBoti | +2.37 | 40 | 29 |
| #4 | ℜ𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔰 | -1.31 | 43 | 28 |
| #5 | Momo | -6.80 | 16 | 12 |





