








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1747 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1594 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1571 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1292 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,669 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 675 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molly | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | index | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | o'0 Scriib | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | Salvag3 | 60% | 81 |
| #5 | PanthanaX | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Salvag3 | 60% | 81 |
| #5 | PanthanaX | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | chocian | 27% | 15 |
| #7 | North | 21% | 19 |
| #8 | Robwe | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molly | 3 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Salvag3 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | index | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salvag3 | 132 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | index | 100 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | PanthanaX | 96 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | o'0 Scriib | 50 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | North | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | +3.93 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Alcan | +3.54 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | index | +3.08 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | Salvag3 | -0.54 | 43 | 52 |
| #5 | Molly | -0.90 | 45 | 47 |





