








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2787 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3760 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2071 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3066 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,824 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Bnrjas1 | 52% | 42 |
| #11 | γΈγ£γγγΌ | 52% | 161 |
| #12 | Sandvich | 47% | 45 |
| #13 | Skander | 44% | 39 |
| #14 | inho | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β‘~π¦πππΆπΎ~β‘ | +2.33 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | dexa! | +1.56 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | γΈγ£γγγΌ | +1.37 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | β | +0.25 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | Billy | +0.09 | 81 | 37 |





