








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1603 | 48% |
| Smokes | 290 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 881 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 562 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $316,042 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heck | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Bnrjas1 | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | shmunk | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | raine | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | β‘~π¦πππΆπΎ~β‘ | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shmunk | +4.03 | 97 | 35 |
| #2 | γΈγ£γγγΌ | +2.43 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | raine | +2.34 | 85 | 29 |
| #4 | β‘~π¦πππΆπΎ~β‘ | +2.25 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | heck | +1.03 | 73 | 53 |





