








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1110 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1237 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1076 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1421 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $455,393 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joshum1 | 353 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Hubert | 167 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jamomin | 109 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #4 | UKWaffles | 72 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Manta | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manta | +5.33 | 97 | 56 |
| #2 | Joshum1 | +1.21 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | Hubert | +1.03 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | Jamomin | -0.18 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | ★Oblivion★ | -0.27 | 68 | 56 |





