








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4774 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4695 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3460 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3747 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,091,810 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1084 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubert | 476 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Jamomin | 313 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | ★Oblivion★ | 277 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | UKWaffles | 201 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Clarence Claymore | 134 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manta | +4.13 | 96 | 60 |
| #2 | Joshum1 | +1.04 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Jamomin | +0.49 | 59 | 72 |
| #4 | Hubert | +0.23 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | Clarence Claymore | -0.15 | 80 | 54 |





