








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4953 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2490 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1447 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2258 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $282,173 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darkkus | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Le J. | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | gecko | 53% | 68 |
| #4 | Joueur 1 | 52% | 107 |
| #5 | Lumenex | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | gecko | 53% | 68 |
| #4 | Joueur 1 | 52% | 107 |
| #5 | Lumenex | 50% | 20 |
| #6 | Mague RothQueu | 36% | 14 |
| #7 | DaMoClèS | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gecko | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Joueur 1 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Le J. | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | DaMoClèS | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joueur 1 | 435 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | gecko | 360 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | Lumenex | 83 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | darkkus | 59 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Le J. | 48 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joueur 1 | +2.26 | 90 | 74 |
| #2 | darkkus | +1.71 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | gecko | +1.51 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | Le J. | +0.61 | 78 | 78 |
| #5 | Napo | -0.09 | 71 | 65 |





