








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1063 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1002 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1289 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 297 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,038 of utility $288 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ga0u | 50% | 18 |
| #10 | Legna | 49% | 85 |
| #11 | Tamago Tosaka | 44% | 27 |
| #12 | MAX | 40% | 60 |
| #13 | Hachi Bee | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ga0u | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Legna | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | MAX | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Fleance | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Vinsmoke | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legna | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Vinsmoke | 115 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | ga0u | 56 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | MAX | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fleance | 32 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4don | +10.38 | 86 | 29 |
| #2 | Fleance | +9.02 | 84 | 30 |
| #3 | Forever Young | Lek Tau Cui | +6.11 | 59 | 47 |
| #4 | V-God | +4.90 | 88 | 39 |
| #5 | ga0u | +4.76 | 74 | 55 |





