








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 304 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4185 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4540 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4016 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3043 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,464,672 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Count Tools | 56% | 210 |
| #2 | buzzkii | 55% | 49 |
| #3 | R4don | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | V-God | 54% | 305 |
| #5 | Cai Shen | 53% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Forever Young | Lek Tau Cui | 50% | 26 |
| #9 | Fleance | 50% | 26 |
| #10 | Hachi Bee | 46% | 61 |
| #11 | Dudu | 42% | 53 |
| #12 | run chicken run | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4don | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Vinsmoke | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Count Tools | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | JF贏 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | V-God | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V-God | 828 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #2 | Count Tools | 414 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Vinsmoke | 190 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Cai Shen | 167 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | buzzkii | 167 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleance | +2.49 | 78 | 41 |
| #2 | JF贏 | +2.23 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | R4don | +1.88 | 74 | 40 |
| #4 | V-God | +1.52 | 87 | 56 |
| #5 | ga0u | +1.45 | 70 | 51 |





