








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3232 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3206 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1645 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2978 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,203,058 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ` GaDou⭕⃤ ™ | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Volskaa | 55% | 106 |
| #3 | oweur | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | Dimi42FR | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Shadow | 49% | 300 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadow | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Volskaa | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | ultrA | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | ` GaDou⭕⃤ ™ | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | oweur | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willow | +2.93 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | ultrA | +0.28 | 42 | 58 |
| #3 | Volskaa | +0.10 | 55 | 46 |
| #4 | ` GaDou⭕⃤ ™ | -0.05 | 35 | 57 |
| #5 | Dimi42FR | -0.23 | 54 | 22 |





