








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6284 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5507 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4718 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4017 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,506,731 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BiggieFootz | 59% | 106 |
| #2 | MoToR | 52% | 287 |
| #3 | Pepper | 51% | 277 |
| #4 | LayeredPenguin | 50% | 596 |
| #5 | Not Good | 50% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BiggieFootz | 59% | 106 |
| #2 | MoToR | 52% | 287 |
| #3 | Pepper | 51% | 277 |
| #4 | LayeredPenguin | 50% | 596 |
| #5 | Not Good | 50% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pepper | 18 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | LayeredPenguin | 13 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | MoToR | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | BiggieFootz | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Not Good | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LayeredPenguin | 2055 | 0.17 | 49 min |
| #2 | Pepper | 925 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #3 | MoToR | 870 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #4 | BiggieFootz | 351 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Not Good | 211 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BiggieFootz | +1.81 | 55 | 66 |
| #2 | Beetle | +1.34 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | Pepper | +0.48 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | LayeredPenguin | -0.54 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | MoToR | -2.53 | 43 | 57 |





